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Second is last

Posted on July 7, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

I’m the second choice Or someone’s last, Never the future Always the past. I’m not good enough Barely a memory, I don’t get a chance They hardly know me. My mind is scary But please don’t run, I’m not just … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Alone, Art, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, change, Couples, creative-writing, Emotion, Feeling, fun, funny, Games, Heart, Heartbroken, Humour, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Lust, Me, Poems, poetry, Queens, Relationships, Romance, Truth, Writing | 16 Comments

The Darkest fairytale published!

Posted on April 20, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

Originally posted on The Darkest Fairytale:
Probably one of my greatest achievements! The darkest fairytale is published yay! Copies are available on Amazon, Kindle, Barnes and noble & Jungle key. Source: The Darkest fairytale published!

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Fabricated

Posted on March 18, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

I begin to imagine A life of fantasy, Separating myself From this reality. I found a place Free from war, Killing or religion Can’t open this door. It is beautiful What I see & feel, Until I realise It can … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Art, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Body, Books, business, Comets, creative-writing, Dreams, Earth, Emotion, Expectations, Facts, Fairytale, Faith, Family, fantasy, Feeling, Friends, fun, funny, Happy, Hate, History, Home, Humanity, Humour, Imagination, Insanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Magic, media, Money, passion, People, Philosphy, Physchology, Planets, Poems, poetry, Politics, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Sad, Science, Sex, Society, Sociology, Stories, Travel, Truth, Violence, War, World, Writing | 10 Comments

Clearing space

Posted on February 15, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

It is okay, To give yourself pep talks I shout at myself daily, Like suck it up bitch Get a grip pussy, You’re doing your best. Then to cheer myself up I look at the scared faces Sat on the … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Bipolar, Bitch, Blog, Blogging, Commute, Crazy, creative-writing, fun, funny, Humour, Insane, Life, Lifestyle, Mental health, Mental illness, Poems, poetry, Psychology, Relationships, Space, Talk, Travel, Writing | 34 Comments

We’re all guilty

Posted on February 7, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

He is ready For hot wild sex, Whilst I’m prepared To hit the deck. Yet I play along For his sake, I pray I can manage To stay awake. He kisses & teases Moans & groans, Sitting on top I … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Comendy, Couples, creative-writing, Desire, Discover, fun, funny, Guilty, Horney, Humour, Life, Lifestyle, Love, Lust, Marriage, Partners, passion, Poems, poetry, Relationships, Rhymes, rhyming, Sex, Sexy, Sleep, Truth, work, Writing | 28 Comments

Writers

Posted on February 5, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

Writing isn’t a choice It’s a part of you, Tattooed into the DNA Printed onto every organ It’s a passion born to stay. Writers lead two lives, One in reality The other on paper, You are the lead roles Aswell … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Art, Author, Biology, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Books, business, creative-writing, Discover, Earth, Facts, Family, fantasy, fun, funny, Happy, Heartache, History, Humanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Music, Pain, Paranormal, passion, People, Poems, poetry, Questions, Quotes, Reality, Reborn, Relationships, Religion, Rhyme, Rhymes, Sad, Scfi, Science, Sharing, Space, Stories, Sun, Thoughts, Travel, Truth, Worlds, Writer, Writing | 40 Comments

Invigorating

Posted on February 3, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

I’m all about unicorns, Rainbows and light, With added sarcasm And a poetic bite. I will fight for love Or anything greater, With a vocabulary like A posh drunken sailor. I’ve a sexy imagination Like a dirty damsel, I’ll be … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Art, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Couples, Crazy, creative-writing, Facts, Family, Food, Friends, fun, funny, Happy, Home, Humanity, Humour, Insanity, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Love, Lust, Marriage, media, Music, passion, People, Physchology, Poems, poetry, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Rhymes, rhyming, Romance, Romantic, Sad, School, Science, Sex, Sharing, Society, Stories, Truth, work, Writing | 43 Comments

The Darkest fairytale published!

Posted on January 28, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

Probably one of my greatest achievements! The darkest fairytale is published yay! Copies are available on Amazon, Kindle, Barnes and noble & Jungle key. Source: The Darkest fairytale published!

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Published books, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Art, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Body, Books, business, creative-writing, Earth, Facts, Faith, Family, Food, Friends, fun, funny, History, Horror, Humanity, Humour, Insanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Love, mind, Music, People, Physics, Poem, Poems, poetry, Political, Questions, Quotes, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Rhymes, rhyming, Romantic, School, Science, Sex, Sharing, Society, Space, Stories, Survival, Technology, Thoughts, Travel, Truth, Violence, Wings, work, Writing | 31 Comments

Dark energy..

Posted on January 2, 2017 by TheDarkestFairytale

You’re a chemical reaction Of poison and lust Stitched together, With bad intentions To the crust. A magnetic pull Of dark energy Curiously intriguing, You are to me. A combination Of heartache Wrapped in gold, A deadly toxin I just … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Adultry, Art, Attraction, Bad, Badness, Biology, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Broken, creative-writing, dark, Darkmatter, darkness, Devil, Earth, Energy, Evil, fun, funny, Happy, Hell, Humanity, Learning, Life, Lifestyle, Live, Love, Lust, Lusting, Madness, Magic, Magnets, Matter, Mental, Mental health, passion, People, Physics, Pleasure, Poem, Poems, poetry, Poison, Political, Questions, Quotes, Rage, Real life, Relationships, Religion, Romance, Sad, Science, Sex, Sexy, Sharing, Society, Space, Story, Sun, Thoughts, Truth, Writing | 28 Comments

The come down..

Posted on December 28, 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Tonight started out good But I’ve started tripping again, Some dickhead mixed up my drink With some kind of hallucinogen. Like Alice in wonderland syndrome It’s messing with my perception The rooms are changing size, Whilst unicorns block the reception. … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind | Tagged Alice, Art, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Clowns, Clubbing, creative-writing, Drugs, Fairies, fairtytale, Fairytale, Fairytales, funny, Happy, Humanity, Humour, Imagination, Life, Lifestyle, Lsd, Mental health, Party, passion, Poem, Poems, Poet, poetry, Relationships, Religion, Sad, Science, Space, Tales, Wild, Wonderland, Writer, Writing | 37 Comments

The darkest fairytale ..

Posted on December 27, 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Blackening hearts You’re no Cinderella, Walking around in stilettos Wearing only black leather. Getting lost in a forest Like little red riding hood, You can wear her innocence But baby you’ll never be good. You are the beauty You’re also … Continue reading →

Posted in Everyday Life, Fairytale, Internet, Poems, Relationships, Social, The Mind, Uncategorized | Tagged Angel, Art, Beauty, Bitch, Blog, Blogger, Blogging, Books, Broken, creative-writing, dark, darkness, Demons, Disney, Dominant, Dreams, Fairytale, Fairytales, fun, funny, Happiness, Happy, Hell, Humanity, Insanity, Leather, Life, Lifestyle, Lost, Love, Nightmare, passion, People, Poems, poetry, Princess, Queen, Questions, Rage, Relationships, Religion, Rhyme, Rhymes, rhyming, Romance, Sad, Sadness, Sex, Stories, Thoughts, Travel, Truth, War, Wings, Writing | 33 Comments

Radioactive..

Posted on August 12, 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

I’m awake Feeling alive, Losing control, I’ll no longer survive, The wild girl is here, Free to roam, It’s a girl you Should fear, Not a place To call home. Don’t stop me In my tracks. I’m consuming the Madness, … Continue reading →

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Look twice

Posted on January 20, 2016 by TheDarkestFairytale

Glove on eagerly steady, Knelt down I am ready. I bite my lip and grab the shaft, Skim round the edge with real craft. I hesitantly make my way down to the core, A lot of effort for this chore. … Continue reading →

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